Giggle for the Day.....

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

Autumn giggle!

Hmmmmmm! I wonder if leaves ever have that dream where they are falling? Remember that dream? Not the one where you had to give a speech and you were in your jammies....but the one where you jump yourself awake when you have that illusion of falling? That one! What's up with that?

www.offthemark.com is worth visiting if you like creative cartoonist. Thanks Mark Parisi.

Happy Halloween Giggle!

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown

Giggle for the Day.....

Two brooms were hanging out in the closet and after awhile, they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress...the groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the gala reception, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom." "Impossible", said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together."

Pssst! I personally think she was sweepin awound! Happy Halloween!